fic of otp rated m
“rated m for swearing hahaha XDDD”
WHEN DID WE GO FROM A YOUNG MAN STANDS IN HIS ROOM TO COSMIC IMMORTAL SNAKE MPREG
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
the fuck is this bullshit
IM LAUGHING SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME AND I WENT TO THEIR ASK BOX TO SAY YO BUT I TYPED NO AND THEY SAID OK AND UNFOLLOWED ME
Go - Go Power nazis!
leaving an essay until the very last minute and then being too tired to do it
i’ve never seen anything so accurate in my life.
due tomorrow? do tomorrow
due tomorrow? flu tomorrow
flu tomorrow? glue tomorrow
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTOS OF MAGAZINE COVER
it just breaks my heart how much magazines have photoshopped this already beautiful model. they edited out all of the flaws that really make her human. i am disgusted by this.